1. |
Twister
02:19
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drivin south in our shitty van
too drunk to follow the plan
dont let jarret drive the van
or we'll end up in oklahoma
My friend said LAs shitty
We should go to oklahoma city
he has a basement we can totally sleep in
he said everything is way more cheap in
oklahoma
[incoherent screaming about being utterly lost]
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2. |
Garth
02:37
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Troyal Brooks, MBA
Started a band called Santa Fe
Born and raised in Oklahoma
OSU Business diploma
hundreds of millions of records sold
boomer market in a stranglehold
Extremely short baseball career
married a singer named trisha yearwood
Chris Gaines
Sex God
packs a chain saw
Fast Cars
Rock star
Not Garth
Chris Gaines
Australian
World Tour
Hell Bent
Chris Gaines
Plane Crash
Crush was dead
Solo
Smash Hit
Chris Gaines
Did not
Read his Contract
Swindled
Car crash
Chris Gaines
Wild Fire
Garth Brooks
Chris Gaines
hundreds of millions of records sold
got the boomer market in a stranglehold
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3. |
Gary
01:22
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celebrity wipe swap
on the big screen fighting cops
lions, tigers, bears, oh my
It's too late to go home now
how many times do i have to tell you
You dont know what youre dealing with
snorting cocaine off the blade of a knife
there must be more to life than just
being a ridiculously good actor
snorting cocaine off the blade of a knife
Now Im happy to tell
Hollywood that I'm a Christian
I call myself a Texan
but I was raised in fucking Tulsa, bitch
I call myself a Texan
but I graduated from OSU
Grab a seat
enjoy the show
this is history
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4. |
Reba
01:07
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reba macintyre
will never retire
want another hit song?
shes the supplier
her beats are exactly
what you desire
Your favourite singer is
Reba McEntire
Songwriter of the year
wit and satire
Reba's voice is loud enough
doesnt need an amplifier
no back up singers
will be required
cause reba mcentire
is the whole damn choir
Reba got a law degree
now shes reba esquire
when theres bullets in the air
rebas in the line of fire
Reba saved all the Hobbits
when she lived in the Shire
reba went to the middle east
they signed a cease fire
Every single world series
Reba is the umpire
Stock markets goin up
Reba is the buyer
if it is a good investment
Reba will acquire
shes an oklahoma born
money multiplier
Reba mcentire
has the fresh attire
If you disagree
you are a liar
She is like Creed
She'll take you higher
Travels more than you
shes a frequent flyer
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